00:00:36:15 00:00:38:01 (DOORBELL JINGLING)਀　　㨀　　㨀㐀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　　㨀㐀㄀㨀　㠀 䠀攀氀瀀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 挀栀甀挀欀㼀
00:00:41:10 00:00:45:05 Well, I don't know.਀䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 欀渀漀眀 愀猀 椀昀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 栀攀氀瀀 洀攀⸀
00:00:45:09 00:00:47:22 Have you got any get well cards?਀　　㨀　　㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　　㨀㔀　㨀　㐀 䐀漀稀攀渀猀Ⰰ 眀攀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 搀漀稀攀渀猀⸀ 䐀漀稀攀渀猀Ⰰ 眀攀✀瘀攀 最漀琀⸀
00:00:50:06 00:00:53:15 Oh, that's all very high and dandy,਀戀甀琀 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 最漀琀 漀渀攀㼀
00:00:54:07 00:00:58:13 You see, it's me daughter's 21 st, a week Friday.਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㄀㨀　　㨀㄀㌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀 礀漀甀 眀愀渀琀 愀 戀椀爀琀栀搀愀礀 挀愀爀搀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 瀀攀琀⸀
00:01:00:15 00:01:03:03 Oh, I wish it were that simple, I do.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀　㌀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㄀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㔀 一漀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 樀甀猀琀⸀⸀⸀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 氀攀琀 洀攀 攀砀瀀氀愀椀渀⸀
00:01:05:17 00:01:09:12 My wife...਀圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 猀栀攀✀猀 洀攀 猀攀挀漀渀搀 眀椀昀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 甀渀搀攀爀猀琀愀渀搀㼀
00:01:09:14 00:01:13:15 My first wife drowned in a mixed salad in 1 978.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀　 䴀礀 猀攀挀漀渀搀 眀椀昀攀 椀猀 愀 礀漀甀渀最攀爀 氀愀搀礀⸀
00:01:16:22 00:01:18:20 -Like myself?਀ⴀ䰀椀欀攀 礀漀甀爀猀攀氀昀⸀
00:01:18:22 00:01:21:06 Yes, very like yourself.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㐀 匀氀椀最栀琀氀礀 栀攀愀瘀椀攀爀 戀攀愀爀搀ⴀ氀椀渀攀Ⰰ 琀栀漀甀最栀⸀
00:01:25:11 00:01:27:20 I've got a photo somewhere.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 氀漀瘀攀氀礀⸀
00:01:29:00 00:01:32:10 Yes, but it's of the Bolton Wanderers reserves਀瀀氀愀礀椀渀最 愀眀愀礀 愀琀 䈀氀愀挀欀戀甀爀渀Ⰰ
00:01:32:12 00:01:34:12 so it's of no use.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 䴀礀 猀攀挀漀渀搀 眀椀昀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀Ⰰ
she's a difficult woman, very jealous.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㐀 匀栀攀 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 猀攀攀 礀漀甀渀最攀爀 氀愀搀椀攀猀 愀爀漀甀渀搀⸀
00:01:42:06 00:01:45:15 It reminds her that she's getting on herself,਀礀漀甀 猀攀攀㼀
00:01:45:18 00:01:48:17 And as I say, it's me daughter's 21 st, Friday week.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㘀 匀漀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀氀氀 戀攀 栀攀爀 猀琀攀瀀搀愀甀最栀琀攀爀㼀
00:01:50:18 00:01:53:03 -Her stepdaughter, that's right, yes.਀ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:01:53:09 00:01:57:07 Well, you see, it'll get her all in a bother਀愀渀搀 爀攀洀椀渀搀 栀攀爀 栀漀眀 漀氀搀 猀栀攀✀猀 最攀琀琀椀渀最⸀
00:01:57:09 00:02:00:11 Oh, well, it's never easy being a stepmother, is it?਀　　㨀　㈀㨀　　㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㐀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀Ⰰ 猀漀 猀栀攀✀氀氀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 猀瀀愀猀洀Ⰰ
she'll have a jealous spasm.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㈀㨀　㜀㨀　㜀 ⴀ䄀 猀瀀愀猀洀㼀
-A spasm, she'll have one of her spasms.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀　㜀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㈀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㠀 吀栀攀礀 挀愀渀 戀攀 渀愀猀琀礀Ⰰ 琀栀攀洀 猀瀀愀猀洀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:02:09:20 00:02:13:23 Well, that's right, you see,਀琀栀愀琀✀猀 眀栀礀 䤀✀搀 氀椀欀攀 愀 最攀琀 眀攀氀氀 挀愀爀搀Ⰰ 最漀漀搀 愀渀搀 爀攀愀搀礀⸀
00:02:14:00 00:02:16:07 Well, you know, we got one here.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㔀 䤀琀✀猀 最漀琀 愀 渀椀挀攀 瀀爀椀渀琀攀搀 洀攀猀猀愀最攀⸀
00:02:19:08 00:02:22:17 ''Sorry about the varicose veins, get well soon.''਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 伀栀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 最爀愀渀搀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 氀漀瘀攀氀礀Ⰰ
but I'm not sure as it's appropriate.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㠀 䐀漀 琀栀攀礀 愀氀氀 栀愀瘀攀 猀瀀攀挀椀昀椀挀 洀攀猀猀愀最攀猀㼀
00:02:31:10 00:02:35:02 Well, they do nowadays, yes.਀䤀琀✀猀 琀栀攀 愀挀椀搀 爀愀椀渀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀⸀
00:02:36:01 00:02:39:17 Now, let's see. Hold up, chucker-pet.਀伀栀 渀漀Ⰰ 琀栀椀猀 椀猀 洀漀爀攀 氀椀欀攀⸀
00:02:39:19 00:02:43:15 ''Sorry to hear your teeth fell out਀椀渀 琀栀攀 䄀爀渀搀愀氀攀 䌀攀渀琀爀攀⸀
00:02:44:08 00:02:47:13 ''All my love, Thomas.'' Hmm?਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㌀ 䴀礀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 椀猀 猀瀀攀挀椀昀椀挀Ⰰ 椀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀
00:02:51:00 00:02:53:21 It is specific, doll, that's the charm.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㌀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㐀 䤀 猀攀攀Ⰰ 䤀 搀漀 猀攀攀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 椀琀✀猀 猀琀椀氀氀 渀漀琀 焀甀椀琀攀 爀椀最栀琀⸀
Have you got anything else?਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㄀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 渀漀眀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 栀漀眀 愀戀漀甀琀 愀 渀椀挀攀 瀀爀椀渀琀攀搀 瀀漀攀洀㼀
00:03:01:14 00:03:06:00 ''I'm right sorry to learn ya਀匀甀挀挀甀洀戀攀搀 琀漀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 渀愀猀琀礀 栀攀爀渀椀愀
00:03:06:10 00:03:10:13 ''You mustn't lift what you cannot carry਀䄀氀氀 琀栀攀 戀攀猀琀Ⰰ 礀漀甀爀 最爀愀渀搀猀漀渀Ⰰ 䠀愀爀爀礀✀✀
00:03:11:24 00:03:13:18 I'll take that on the off-chance.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀　 圀栀愀琀 漀昀昀ⴀ挀栀愀渀挀攀Ⰰ 搀甀挀欀㼀
00:03:16:12 00:03:20:20 Well, on the off-chance that I change my name਀昀爀漀洀 䘀爀攀搀 琀漀 䠀愀爀爀礀Ⰰ
00:03:20:22 00:03:24:19 and me grandmother comes back to life਀愀渀搀 栀愀猀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 渀愀猀琀礀 栀攀爀渀椀愀⸀
00:03:24:21 00:03:28:01 -I mean, you never know.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀 愀猀 眀攀氀氀 琀漀 洀愀欀攀 猀甀爀攀Ⰰ 椀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀
00:03:28:03 00:03:30:06 But we must have something here਀琀栀愀琀 洀攀攀琀猀 礀漀甀爀 挀愀猀攀Ⰰ 瀀攀琀琀礀ⴀ氀漀瘀攀⸀
00:03:30:08 00:03:32:07 Ah, now, look, here we go.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀㄀ ✀✀圀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀 礀漀甀爀 礀漀甀琀栀昀甀氀 礀攀愀爀猀㼀
Your stepdaughter has 'em.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀　 ✀✀吀栀愀琀✀猀 眀栀礀 礀漀甀 栀愀搀 猀甀挀栀 愀 搀爀攀愀搀昀甀氀 猀瀀愀猀洀⸀
00:03:38:12 00:03:42:11 ''Hope you recover very quick.਀夀漀甀爀 氀漀瘀椀渀最 栀甀猀戀愀渀搀Ⰰ 䘀爀攀搀攀爀椀挀欀⸀✀✀
00:03:42:18 00:03:44:10 That's what you're after.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㤀 伀栀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 愀 瀀椀琀礀⸀ 伀栀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 愀 猀栀愀洀攀⸀
00:03:48:11 00:03:51:06 I'm Alfred, you see, not Frederick.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㐀 伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 椀猀 愀 猀栀愀洀攀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:03:53:16 00:03:57:05 -Oh, well, I'll best forget it.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀氀氀 琀攀氀氀 礀漀甀 眀栀愀琀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀愀琀 挀愀猀攀⸀
00:03:57:07 00:03:58:16 Best take one of these from me then.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㐀㨀　　㨀㈀㄀ 伀栀Ⰰ 栀攀氀氀漀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀✀猀 琀栀椀猀㼀
00:04:00:23 00:04:03:24 ''Poor old Alfred, life is hard.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀　㐀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀　㜀㨀　㜀 ✀✀夀漀甀 琀爀椀攀搀 琀漀 戀甀礀 愀 最攀琀 眀攀氀氀 挀愀爀搀⸀
00:04:07:13 00:04:09:23 ''There wasn't one to meet your case.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀　㨀　　 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㈀ ✀✀䔀瘀攀爀 猀漀 猀漀爀爀礀Ⰰ 洀甀挀栀 氀漀瘀攀Ⰰ 吀爀愀挀攀⸀✀✀
00:04:12:14 00:04:15:12 -That's me.਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 戀氀攀猀猀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 挀栀甀挀欀⸀
00:04:15:19 00:04:18:16 Well, it's the least I could do, dove pot.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 䠀攀氀氀漀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 吀漀渀礀 䤀渀挀栀瀀爀愀挀琀椀挀攀⸀
00:04:25:03 00:04:28:04 Welcome to Photocopying My Genitals With...਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㤀㨀　　 　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㐀 吀漀渀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 䤀 猀栀愀氀氀 戀攀 瀀栀漀琀漀挀漀瀀礀椀渀最 洀礀 最攀渀椀琀愀氀猀
with Sir Alan Beaverby,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㔀 漀渀攀 琀椀洀攀 䰀愀戀漀甀爀 䔀洀瀀氀漀礀洀攀渀琀 匀攀挀爀攀琀愀爀礀Ⰰ
00:04:35:17 00:04:38:08 now an active member਀漀昀 琀栀攀 䤀渀琀攀爀渀愀琀椀漀渀愀氀 伀爀瀀栀愀渀猀 吀爀甀猀琀⸀
00:04:38:10 00:04:40:04 Good evening, Sir Alan.਀吀栀愀渀欀猀 昀漀爀 挀漀洀椀渀最 漀渀 琀栀攀 猀栀漀眀⸀
00:04:40:06 00:04:41:17 Good evening, Tony. Nice of you to have me on.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 䄀氀愀渀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 攀焀甀椀瀀洀攀渀琀 椀猀 爀攀愀搀礀⸀
00:04:46:22 00:04:49:11 -So, shall I go first?਀ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 愀昀琀攀爀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 吀漀渀礀⸀
00:04:49:13 00:04:50:14 Right.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㌀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 䄀氀愀渀Ⰰ
00:04:53:17 00:04:58:10 you recently retired from politics after਀愀 焀甀愀爀琀攀爀 漀昀 愀 挀攀渀琀甀爀礀 椀渀 琀栀攀 䠀漀甀猀攀 漀昀 䌀漀洀洀漀渀猀⸀
00:04:58:12 00:05:00:14 Was that a particularly sad time for you?਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㔀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㤀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 渀愀琀甀爀愀氀氀礀⸀
One makes a great many friends in politics.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　㈀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀 䤀琀 眀愀猀 愀 最爀攀愀琀 瀀椀琀礀 琀漀 栀愀瘀攀 琀漀 氀攀愀瘀攀 琀栀攀洀 戀攀栀椀渀搀Ⰰ
as it were.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㔀㨀　㘀㨀　　 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀⸀
00:05:06:02 00:05:08:02 Now, would you mind਀瀀爀攀猀猀椀渀最 琀栀攀 戀甀琀琀漀渀猀 昀漀爀 洀攀㼀
00:05:08:04 00:05:11:01 No, not at all.਀䠀漀眀 洀愀渀礀 挀漀瀀椀攀猀 搀漀 眀攀 甀猀甀愀氀氀礀 栀愀瘀攀㼀
00:05:11:11 00:05:14:03 Well, one for each of us and one for luck.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㜀 䘀椀渀攀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 昀椀渀攀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:05:15:19 00:05:16:19 Right.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㈀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 䄀氀愀渀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀攀 氀愀琀攀 ✀㘀　猀
you suffered a particularly harrowing time,਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 眀栀攀渀 椀琀 眀愀猀 猀甀最最攀猀琀攀搀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 眀攀爀攀 椀渀瘀漀氀瘀攀搀
in the Dobro property scandal.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㈀ 圀攀爀攀 礀漀甀 愀琀 愀氀氀 琀攀洀瀀琀攀搀 琀漀 氀攀愀瘀攀 瀀漀氀椀琀椀挀猀 琀栀攀渀㼀
00:05:26:24 00:05:28:10 Well, naturally I was, yes.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㈀ 䈀甀琀 洀礀 眀椀昀攀 眀愀猀 愀搀愀洀愀渀琀 琀栀愀琀 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 猀琀愀礀 漀渀
and so I did.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 愀渀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:05:35:13 00:05:38:05 Do you still keep in touch਀眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 瀀漀氀椀琀椀挀愀氀 猀挀攀渀攀 渀漀眀㼀
00:05:38:07 00:05:39:24 Oh, yes, I'm still very active in my constituency਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀　㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 愀渀搀 䤀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 搀爀漀瀀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 䠀漀甀猀攀 漀昀 䌀漀洀洀漀渀猀
visitors' gallery whenever I can.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀㌀ 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀⸀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 䄀氀愀渀Ⰰ 礀漀甀爀 琀甀爀渀⸀
00:05:45:00 00:05:46:07 Right.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㌀ 圀漀甀氀搀 椀琀 戀攀 愀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀
if I did something slightly different here?਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀　㨀　　 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㄀ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 猀攀攀 眀栀礀 渀漀琀⸀
00:05:51:03 00:05:53:19 It's just I'd be more interested਀椀渀 瀀栀漀琀漀挀漀瀀礀椀渀最 洀礀 戀漀琀琀漀洀⸀
00:05:53:21 00:05:55:12 I don't know if that's all right.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㘀 䤀 猀攀攀 渀漀 爀攀愀猀漀渀 眀栀礀 礀漀甀 猀栀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 搀漀 琀栀愀琀⸀
Can we do that?਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㌀ 夀攀猀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 眀攀 挀愀渀 搀漀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:06:01:24 00:06:03:20 Would you like me to hold anything?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　㔀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㤀 一漀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀
00:06:06:21 00:06:09:14 I'll just hop on here, if that's all right.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㄀㨀　　 刀椀最栀琀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀Ⰰ 琀栀攀渀⸀
00:06:11:02 00:06:12:05 So...਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㠀 吀栀爀攀攀 挀漀瀀椀攀猀㼀
00:06:15:22 00:06:19:03 Again, you know,਀䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 最漀 戀甀挀欀椀渀最 琀栀攀 猀礀猀琀攀洀Ⰰ
00:06:19:05 00:06:21:14 and making a nuisance of myself,਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㈀ 戀甀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 椀琀 戀攀 愀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀 椀昀 眀攀 栀愀搀 ㄀ 　　 挀漀瀀椀攀猀㼀
00:06:25:10 00:06:26:21 A hundred? Wow.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㜀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 樀甀猀琀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 䤀 最攀琀 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 爀攀焀甀攀猀琀猀
to do things for charity, you know,਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀㐀 ⴀ昀漀爀 愀甀挀琀椀漀渀猀 愀渀搀 猀漀 漀渀⸀
-Yes.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ䈀攀 渀椀挀攀 琀漀 栀愀瘀攀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 琀漀 最椀瘀攀 琀栀攀洀⸀
-I quite understand.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㤀 匀漀Ⰰ 匀椀爀 䄀氀愀渀Ⰰ 攀渀樀漀礀椀渀最 爀攀琀椀爀攀洀攀渀琀㼀
00:06:37:11 00:06:38:21 Oh, enormously, enormously.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀　㨀　㄀ 䜀漀漀搀 渀椀最栀琀⸀
00:06:40:13 00:06:44:01 My only criticism of David Icke਀椀猀 琀栀愀琀 栀攀 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 最漀 昀愀爀 攀渀漀甀最栀⸀
00:06:45:13 00:06:47:06 Well, I...਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀　 䤀 栀愀搀 愀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 愀最爀攀攀洀攀渀琀 眀椀琀栀 洀礀 昀愀琀栀攀爀⸀
00:06:50:22 00:06:55:01 He promised me that਀椀昀 䤀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 猀洀漀欀攀 戀攀昀漀爀攀 䤀 眀愀猀 ㈀㄀ Ⰰ
00:06:55:11 00:06:57:21 he'd make me Governor General of Canada.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㤀 伀栀Ⰰ 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀 洀攀Ⰰ 䜀漀搀 椀猀 戀椀最 攀渀漀甀最栀
and strong enough to take a bit of blasphemy,਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㌀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㔀㨀　㌀ 愀 戀椀琀 漀昀 猀眀攀愀爀椀渀最⸀
00:07:05:05 00:07:08:05 What he really can't stand is the Daily Mail.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㤀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀　㨀　㜀 一漀眀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀✀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:07:10:09 00:07:11:09 (DOG GROWLING)਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㈀ 吀栀攀爀攀✀猀 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 挀爀愀瀀 琀愀氀欀攀搀 愀戀漀甀琀 瀀椀琀 戀甀氀氀 琀攀爀爀椀攀爀猀⸀
00:07:14:04 00:07:16:16 But, you know, they're great dogs,਀愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 最爀攀愀琀 搀漀最猀⸀
00:07:16:18 00:07:18:01 You know...਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㐀 䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 吀礀猀漀渀 栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 栀攀✀猀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀Ⰰ
00:07:21:01 00:07:23:04 he's a great dog and he wouldn't hurt anyone...਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀 ⠀䐀伀䜀 䜀刀伀圀䰀䤀一䜀 䰀伀唀䐀䔀刀⤀
00:07:35:21 00:07:39:19 (IN AMERICAN ACCENT)਀䨀愀挀漀戀猀漀渀Ⰰ 最攀琀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀 椀渀 栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀 渀漀眀⸀
00:07:39:21 00:07:41:14 Ten-hut!਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㐀 ⠀䤀一 䄀䴀䔀刀䤀䌀䄀一 䄀䌀䌀䔀一吀⤀ 匀椀爀⸀
00:07:45:19 00:07:49:02 Jacobson, what the hell am I gonna do਀眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀㼀
00:07:50:01 00:07:51:17 With my ass, sir?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀㌀ 䌀愀渀 礀漀甀 琀栀椀渀欀 漀昀 漀渀攀 最漀搀搀愀洀渀 爀攀愀猀漀渀
00:07:55:00 00:07:58:05 why I shouldn't kick your ass਀愀氀氀 琀栀攀 眀愀礀 昀爀漀洀 栀攀爀攀 琀漀 一攀眀 䴀攀砀椀挀漀㼀
00:07:58:07 00:08:01:18 -Well, sir, if this concerns...਀ⴀ夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀 眀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 栀攀氀氀 椀琀 挀漀渀挀攀爀渀猀Ⰰ 䨀愀挀漀戀猀漀渀⸀
00:08:01:20 00:08:04:03 It concerns your ass.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㜀㨀　㄀ ⴀ圀栀愀琀 搀漀攀猀 椀琀 挀漀渀挀攀爀渀㼀
-My ass, sir.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㄀ 䐀漀 礀漀甀 爀攀挀愀氀氀 眀栀愀琀 椀琀 眀愀猀 䤀 猀愀椀搀 琀漀 礀漀甀
the last time you were in this here office?਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 猀椀爀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 琀漀氀搀 洀攀 琀漀 洀漀瘀攀 洀礀 愀猀猀Ⰰ
00:08:14:15 00:08:17:21 and to haul my ass, and not to sit on my ass,਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 椀昀 䤀 搀椀搀Ⰰ
you would personally rearrange my ass.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 圀爀漀渀最Ⰰ 䨀愀挀漀戀猀漀渀⸀
00:08:22:23 00:08:25:04 I was not gonna rearrange your ass,਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㔀 䤀 眀愀猀 最漀渀渀愀 戀漀椀氀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀 椀渀 愀 戀愀最
and have that ass for breakfast.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀　㨀　㄀ 䠀愀瘀攀 琀栀攀 愀猀猀 昀漀爀 戀爀攀愀欀昀愀猀琀⸀
00:08:31:09 00:08:33:15 Read the sign on my desk, boy.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㌀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀㐀 ✀✀吀栀攀 戀甀挀欀 猀琀漀瀀猀 愀琀 洀礀 愀猀猀⸀✀✀
00:08:38:07 00:08:42:09 See, that's why I got this here star on my shoulder਀愀渀搀 礀漀甀 搀漀渀✀琀⸀
00:08:42:14 00:08:44:19 'Cause my ass is on the line.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㈀ ⴀ吀栀攀 戀漀琀琀漀洀ⴀ氀椀渀攀㼀
-The bottom-line.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㤀㨀　　 䤀 甀渀搀攀爀猀琀愀渀搀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀
00:08:49:02 00:08:52:19 Well, I'm glad you got your ass਀猀琀爀愀椀最栀琀 漀渀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 䨀愀挀漀戀猀漀渀⸀
00:08:52:21 00:08:53:25 Now,਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㌀ 䤀 最漀琀 洀攀 愀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀⸀
00:08:59:02 00:09:00:14 A problem, sir?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀　　㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㤀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㜀 匀攀攀洀猀 氀椀欀攀 猀漀洀攀 最漀搀搀愀洀渀 挀漀氀氀攀最攀 戀漀礀
on the fifth floor wants a piece of my ass.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀　㤀㨀　㜀 ⴀ夀漀甀爀 愀猀猀Ⰰ 猀椀爀㼀
-You bet your ass, my ass.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀　㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㐀 ⴀ匀椀爀⸀⸀⸀
-Mmm-hmm?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㐀 䠀漀眀 搀漀攀猀 洀礀 愀猀猀 昀椀琀 椀渀琀漀 愀氀氀 漀昀 琀栀椀猀㼀
00:09:16:10 00:09:18:02 It's very simple, Jacobson.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㘀 夀漀甀 愀爀攀 愀眀愀爀攀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 愀猀猀 椀猀 洀椀渀攀㼀
00:09:22:07 00:09:24:14 -It is, sir?਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀
00:09:24:16 00:09:26:08 Your ass is mine, mister.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀　㨀　㔀 吀栀攀 搀愀礀 礀漀甀 樀漀椀渀攀搀 琀栀椀猀 洀愀渀✀猀 愀爀洀礀Ⰰ
you signed your ass over to me.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀　㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 䤀 最攀琀 椀琀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀
-Oh, you do?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㐀㨀　　 吀栀椀猀 最甀礀 眀愀渀琀猀 愀 瀀椀攀挀攀 漀昀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀Ⰰ
00:09:34:02 00:09:35:22 so you're thinking that, being as my ass is yours,਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㐀 洀愀礀戀攀 礀漀甀 挀漀甀氀搀 最椀瘀攀 栀椀洀 愀 瀀椀攀挀攀 漀昀 洀礀 愀猀猀
as a way of saving your ass.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㈀ ⴀ䨀愀挀漀戀猀漀渀⸀
-Sir?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㘀 匀栀甀琀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀⸀
00:09:43:09 00:09:45:12 Nobody likes a smart aleck.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㈀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 最漀琀 礀漀甀爀 愀猀猀 眀椀琀栀 礀漀甀㼀
00:09:51:04 00:09:52:19 Right here, sir.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㈀ 匀椀爀Ⰰ 眀椀琀栀 爀攀猀瀀攀挀琀Ⰰ 搀漀渀✀琀 樀攀爀欀 洀礀 愀猀猀 愀爀漀甀渀搀⸀
00:10:02:12 00:10:03:12 Hmm.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㐀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㘀 一椀挀攀 愀猀猀⸀
00:10:08:07 00:10:10:08 (NORTHERN IRISH ACCENT)਀圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀椀琀栀 洀攀 琀漀 搀椀猀挀甀猀猀 琀栀愀琀 猀挀攀渀攀
00:10:10:10 00:10:13:20 from Scorsese's new release,਀䘀爀漀洀 䠀攀爀攀 琀漀 䨀甀猀琀 伀瘀攀爀 吀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ
00:10:13:22 00:10:17:16 is the critic, critic and critic, Ray Daugh.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 刀愀礀Ⰰ 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 眀爀椀琀琀攀渀 挀漀甀渀琀氀攀猀猀Ⰰ
almost worthless books਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㠀 漀渀 琀栀攀 椀挀漀渀漀最爀愀瀀栀礀 漀昀 琀栀攀 戀漀琀琀漀洀
in American films.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀　 䤀渀 眀栀愀琀 挀漀渀琀攀砀琀 挀漀甀氀搀 眀攀 愀瀀瀀爀漀愀挀栀 琀栀椀猀 瀀椀攀挀攀㼀
00:10:26:22 00:10:28:07 Not really, no.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀　 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 琀栀愀琀 眀攀 愀氀爀攀愀搀礀 欀渀攀眀
that the ass had come to mean...਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㌀㨀　㌀ 䈀礀 愀猀猀 礀漀甀 洀攀愀渀 戀漀琀琀漀洀㼀
00:10:33:05 00:10:35:18 That's right, you'll have to forgive me਀昀漀爀 氀愀瀀猀椀渀最 椀渀琀漀 樀愀爀最漀渀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀⸀
00:10:35:20 00:10:39:20 By jargon you mean a series of਀猀瀀攀挀椀愀氀椀猀琀 瀀栀爀愀猀攀猀Ⰰ 愀渀 愀爀最漀琀 椀昀 礀漀甀 眀椀氀氀Ⰰ
00:10:39:22 00:10:42:07 to describe the particular area of criticism?਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㈀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 䠀洀洀Ⰰ 甀洀⸀⸀⸀
00:10:44:00 00:10:45:10 In my last book, what I...਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 䄀 戀漀漀欀 戀攀椀渀最Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀㼀
00:10:47:14 00:10:51:03 A work of thought or prose਀戀漀甀渀搀 琀漀最攀琀栀攀爀 戀攀琀眀攀攀渀 栀愀爀搀 漀爀 猀漀昀琀 挀漀瘀攀爀猀
00:10:51:05 00:10:53:12 and distributed by means of a bookshop.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㐀 䈀爀漀愀搀氀礀⸀
00:10:54:16 00:10:59:06 In my last book, which was called Backside Story.;਀吀栀攀 䠀椀猀琀漀爀礀 漀昀 琀栀攀 䄀洀攀爀椀挀愀渀 䈀漀琀琀漀洀Ⰰ
00:10:59:24 00:11:01:18 I devoted an entire chapter to what I...਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㄀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㌀㨀　㌀ 䌀栀愀瀀琀攀爀⸀⸀⸀
00:11:03:09 00:11:06:19 A subdivision in the book,਀漀昀 眀栀椀挀栀 琀栀攀爀攀 洀愀礀 戀攀 ㄀ 　Ⰰ ㄀ ㈀Ⰰ ㄀ 㔀 漀爀 猀漀Ⰰ
00:11:06:21 00:11:08:07 creating blocks of writing?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㠀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㌀ 倀愀爀琀氀礀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:11:09:17 00:11:13:15 I devoted an entire chapter to the phrase,਀✀✀䴀礀 愀猀猀 椀猀 漀渀 琀栀攀 氀椀渀攀⸀✀✀
00:11:13:17 00:11:16:14 -The line being...਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 眀攀 愀氀氀 欀渀漀眀 眀栀愀琀 愀 氀椀渀攀 椀猀⸀
00:11:16:16 00:11:20:06 Yes, a line in this sense being the vestigial notion਀漀昀 琀栀攀 昀爀漀渀琀椀攀爀⸀
00:11:20:08 00:11:22:22 To put his bottom on the frontier, or hers,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㌀ 椀猀 猀琀椀氀氀 瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀 琀栀攀 最漀愀氀
of the modern American.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㐀 䠀洀洀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 戀礀 琀栀椀猀 礀漀甀 洀攀愀渀
an absolutely infuriating gesture਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㠀 最甀愀爀愀渀琀攀攀搀 琀漀 瀀甀琀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀✀猀 戀愀挀欀猀 甀瀀
in quite a major way.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㌀㨀　　 ⴀ䤀 栀漀瀀攀 猀漀⸀
-Hmm.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 猀愀搀氀礀 琀栀攀 挀氀漀挀欀 栀愀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:11:34:13 00:11:37:15 The clock? The large, round timepiece,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㠀 愀 搀攀瘀椀挀攀 琀栀愀琀 椀猀 甀猀攀搀 昀漀爀 欀攀攀瀀椀渀最 挀栀攀挀欀
on the register of hours as they pass.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㈀ ⸀⸀⸀栀愀猀 戀攀愀琀攀渀 甀猀 漀渀挀攀 愀最愀椀渀⸀⸀⸀
00:11:43:24 00:11:48:18 It's flagellated us, it's whipped us, it's lashed us਀昀漀爀 愀 昀甀爀琀栀攀爀 琀椀洀攀⸀
00:11:48:20 00:11:49:20 So, thank you...਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㌀ 䤀✀洀 最爀愀琀攀昀甀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 戀攀栀漀氀搀攀渀 琀漀 礀漀甀Ⰰ
ta, cheers, mate.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㌀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㐀 ⴀ刀愀礀⸀⸀⸀
-Shaft or beam of light,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀　 漀爀 椀琀✀猀 愀 昀氀愀琀 昀椀猀栀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀攀 猀攀渀猀攀 漀昀 愀 洀愀渀琀愀 爀愀礀
or a stingray.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㄀㨀㄀　 ⴀ嘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀⸀⸀⸀
-A huge amount, a great deal, vast quantity.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㌀ ⴀ倀愀琀⸀
-Small slab of butter, or knob.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㘀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　㨀㈀㈀ 吀栀攀 愀琀洀漀猀瀀栀攀爀攀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 䈀爀椀猀琀漀氀 䌀爀漀眀渀 䌀漀甀爀琀
was tense this afternoon as the defendants...਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㜀 ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 猀漀爀爀礀Ⰰ 猀漀爀爀礀⸀
-FRY: What?਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㜀 ⴀ䈀攀琀琀攀爀 樀甀猀琀 氀攀琀 琀栀攀猀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀⸀
-What people?਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㐀 伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀攀礀✀瘀攀 最漀渀攀 琀栀攀 漀琀栀攀爀 眀愀礀⸀
Sorry, I thought they were coming this way.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀　㨀　㠀 ⴀ䘀刀夀㨀 刀攀愀搀礀 眀栀攀渀攀瘀攀爀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀⸀
-Right.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀　㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㌀ 吀栀攀 愀琀洀漀猀瀀栀攀爀攀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 䈀爀椀猀琀漀氀 䌀爀漀眀渀 䌀漀甀爀琀
was tense this afternoon as the...਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㔀 伀栀Ⰰ 搀愀洀渀Ⰰ 猀漀爀爀礀⸀
00:12:27:11 00:12:28:17 -FRY: What?਀ⴀ匀漀爀爀礀⸀
00:12:28:19 00:12:30:15 Sorry, I said Plymouth.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㐀 䘀刀夀㨀 一漀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 搀椀搀渀✀琀⸀
00:12:33:05 00:12:35:00 You said Bristol.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㐀 ⠀匀吀䄀䴀䴀䔀刀䤀一䜀⤀ 伀欀愀礀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 氀攀琀✀猀 樀甀猀琀 最漀 愀栀攀愀搀
and do this, all right? Okay.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀　 ⴀ䘀刀夀㨀 䨀攀猀甀猀 䌀栀爀椀猀琀℀
-Right, okay.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 吀栀攀 愀琀洀漀猀瀀栀攀爀攀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 䈀爀椀猀琀漀氀 䌀爀漀眀渀 䌀漀甀爀琀
was tense this afternoon...਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㜀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀　 匀漀爀爀礀Ⰰ 眀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 洀椀渀搀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:12:48:22 00:12:50:21 Sorry, there's some kid staring at me.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㔀 吀栀愀渀欀猀 瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 最爀攀愀琀⸀
00:12:54:00 00:12:56:05 Right, okay, right, this is it, here we go.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀　 ⠀䘀刀夀 夀䔀䰀䰀䤀一䜀 䤀一 䘀刀唀匀吀刀䄀吀䤀伀一⤀
00:12:57:22 00:13:01:15 The atmosphere outside Bristol Crown Court਀眀愀猀 琀攀渀猀攀 琀栀椀猀 愀昀琀攀爀渀漀漀渀⸀⸀⸀
00:13:01:17 00:13:03:14 Oh, I don't believe it.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㜀 䘀刀夀㨀 ⠀夀䔀䰀䰀䤀一䜀⤀ 圀栀愀琀 椀猀 椀琀 渀漀眀㼀
00:13:05:19 00:13:07:03 Aeroplane.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㜀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㌀ 圀栀愀琀㼀
00:13:08:19 00:13:09:23 -Can't you hear it?਀ⴀ一漀℀
00:13:10:00 00:13:11:13 Well, isn't it...਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 吀栀攀 愀琀洀漀猀瀀栀攀爀攀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 䈀爀椀猀琀漀氀 䌀爀漀眀渀⸀⸀⸀
00:13:14:15 00:13:16:00 Actually, you know, I've just had a thought.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㤀 圀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 椀琀 戀攀 戀攀琀琀攀爀 椀昀 眀攀 昀椀氀洀攀搀 椀琀
around the corner?਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㘀 吀栀攀渀Ⰰ 眀栀攀渀 琀栀攀礀 挀漀洀攀 漀甀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:13:19:18 00:13:21:17 Do this now or I will kill you.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㌀ ⴀ圀栀愀琀㼀
-I will kill you unless you do this now!਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㔀 一漀眀Ⰰ 挀漀洀攀 漀渀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 愀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 漀欀愀礀Ⰰ 漀欀愀礀Ⰰ
I'll do it, I'll do it.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㠀 吀栀攀 愀琀洀漀猀瀀栀攀爀攀 漀甀琀猀椀搀攀 䈀爀椀猀琀漀氀 䌀爀漀眀渀 䌀漀甀爀琀
was tense this...਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㜀 ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 洀礀 䜀漀搀℀
-What?਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㐀 ⴀ䰀漀漀欀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀 琀栀攀礀 愀爀攀Ⰰ 挀漀洀椀渀最 漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀愀琀 搀漀漀爀⸀
-Where?਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀㔀 吀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀℀
00:13:45:00 00:13:47:12 God save our gracious Queen,਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㘀 氀漀渀最 氀椀瘀攀 漀甀爀 渀漀戀氀攀 儀甀攀攀渀Ⰰ
00:13:50:05 00:13:51:24 God save the Queen.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㘀 匀攀渀搀 栀攀爀 瘀椀挀琀漀爀椀漀甀猀Ⰰ 栀愀瀀瀀礀 愀渀搀 最氀漀爀椀漀甀猀⸀
00:13:55:10 00:13:59:07 Long to reign over us, God save the Queen.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㌀㨀㈀　 一漀眀Ⰰ 猀漀洀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀 礀漀甀渀最攀爀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 眀愀琀挀栀椀渀最 洀攀
here on this programme tonight਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㌀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㈀ 洀椀最栀琀 琀栀椀渀欀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀爀攀 椀猀
something amusing or ridiculous਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㠀㨀㈀　 椀渀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀搀猀 漀昀 琀栀愀琀 最爀愀渀搀 漀氀搀 栀礀洀渀Ⰰ
00:14:08:22 00:14:11:19 our own great British national anthem.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㄀ 䤀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀 琀漀 昀椀渀搀 猀甀挀栀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 猀椀挀欀Ⰰ
disgusting, degraded,਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㌀ 愀渀搀 攀渀漀爀洀漀甀猀氀礀 氀椀洀瀀ⴀ洀愀欀椀渀最 椀渀 愀 猀攀砀甀愀氀 猀攀渀猀攀⸀
00:14:22:12 00:14:25:03 There is nothing arousing at all਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀　 愀戀漀甀琀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 眀栀漀 挀愀渀 洀漀挀欀 愀渀搀 猀渀攀攀爀
at simple love of country,਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀　㨀㈀㌀ 渀漀琀栀椀渀最 琀漀 洀愀欀攀 琀栀攀 氀漀椀渀猀 琀眀椀琀挀栀 愀渀搀 焀甀椀瘀攀爀
00:14:31:00 00:14:34:24 about the kind of hooligan਀眀栀漀 挀愀渀 搀攀猀瀀漀椀氀 漀甀爀 昀氀愀最⸀
00:14:35:05 00:14:39:09 The sort of cynical, atheistical, unpatriotic yoboiks,਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㔀 眀栀漀 栀漀氀搀 渀漀琀栀椀渀最 猀愀挀爀攀搀Ⰰ
00:14:41:07 00:14:45:02 have no power at all਀琀漀 戀爀椀渀最 洀攀 琀漀 愀 瀀爀漀甀搀 琀眀椀琀挀栀椀渀最 猀琀愀渀搀⸀
00:14:46:01 00:14:48:20 You're gonna have to do something਀愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 戀椀琀 洀漀爀攀
00:14:48:22 00:14:51:20 than repeat a few cheap jibes਀愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀攀 氀愀渀搀 䤀 氀漀瘀攀Ⰰ
00:14:51:22 00:14:55:20 if you want me to thicken and engorge਀眀椀琀栀 洀漀甀渀琀椀渀最 攀砀挀椀琀攀洀攀渀琀⸀
00:14:58:06 00:15:02:06 In the old days,਀愀猀 猀漀漀渀 愀猀 琀栀攀 渀愀琀椀漀渀愀氀 愀渀琀栀攀洀 眀愀猀 栀攀愀爀搀
00:15:02:08 00:15:05:11 the whole nation would rise stiffly to attention.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㘀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㠀㨀㈀　 䄀洀 䤀 琀栀攀 漀渀氀礀 漀渀攀 氀攀昀琀㼀
00:15:09:12 00:15:10:18 Good night.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㘀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 漀眀渀攀搀 愀 瀀椀愀渀漀⸀
00:15:15:07 00:15:19:07 But, I used to have a photograph of one਀漀渀 洀礀 戀攀搀爀漀漀洀 眀愀氀氀⸀
00:15:20:07 00:15:23:03 But then the neighbours complained,਀猀漀 椀琀 栀愀搀 琀漀 最漀⸀
00:15:25:21 00:15:29:23 Apparently, there's a Frenchman from Provence਀眀栀漀✀猀 眀爀椀琀琀攀渀 愀 戀攀猀琀猀攀氀氀攀爀 椀渀 䘀爀愀渀挀攀
00:15:30:00 00:15:33:24 called Une Année en Essex, A Year in Essex.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㜀 䤀✀洀 樀甀猀琀 琀攀爀爀椀昀椀攀搀 椀琀✀猀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 猀瀀漀椀氀 䔀猀猀攀砀Ⰰ
that's all.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 䄀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 愀猀欀 洀攀 眀栀愀琀 洀礀 昀愀瘀漀甀爀椀琀攀 昀漀漀搀 椀猀⸀
00:15:41:15 00:15:43:08 Lancashire hot pot.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀　 圀栀礀㼀
00:15:44:13 00:15:47:09 Lancashire hot pot, you, in the name of the law.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㐀 䤀爀椀猀栀 猀琀攀眀Ⰰ 搀愀洀渀⸀
00:15:52:02 00:15:53:23 Irish stew.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 猀漀⸀⸀⸀
00:15:58:08 00:16:00:15 Peter, would you like to start?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㐀㨀　㤀 䴀礀 渀愀洀攀 椀猀 倀攀琀攀爀 䈀愀氀攀猀 愀渀搀 䤀✀洀 愀渀 愀氀挀漀栀漀氀椀挀⸀
00:16:04:11 00:16:08:23 I last had a drink two years,਀猀攀瘀攀渀 眀攀攀欀猀 愀渀搀 琀栀爀攀攀 搀愀礀猀 愀最漀⸀
00:16:10:02 00:16:12:19 Well done, Peter. Well done, well done.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㤀 䴀礀 渀愀洀攀 椀猀 圀椀氀氀椀愀洀 䜀攀爀愀爀搀⸀
00:16:17:03 00:16:18:19 I'm an alcoholic.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㌀ 䤀 栀愀瘀攀渀✀琀 搀爀甀渀欀 昀漀爀 昀椀瘀攀 洀漀渀琀栀猀 愀渀搀 猀椀砀 搀愀礀猀⸀
00:16:23:15 00:16:25:09 Well done, Bill, well done.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀　㨀　㤀 䴀礀 渀愀洀攀 椀猀 䄀渀搀爀攀愀 䴀挀䰀愀椀渀 愀渀搀 䤀✀洀 愀渀 愀氀挀漀栀漀氀椀挀⸀
00:16:30:20 00:16:33:16 And I last had a drink two days ago.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㄀ 䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀Ⰰ 䤀⸀⸀⸀
00:16:35:03 00:16:38:09 That's all right, Andrea,਀眀攀 挀愀渀 琀愀氀欀 愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀愀琀 氀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 渀漀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀⸀
00:16:38:11 00:16:40:02 ANDREA: Thanks, thanks.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀　㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 眀漀甀氀搀 漀甀爀 渀攀眀 洀攀洀戀攀爀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 猀瀀攀愀欀㼀
00:16:43:24 00:16:45:01 Erm...਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㜀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 欀渀漀眀 椀琀 挀愀渀 戀攀 栀愀爀搀Ⰰ
00:16:48:09 00:16:52:23 but everyone here at AA will tell you਀琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀猀琀 琀栀椀渀最 琀漀 搀漀 椀猀 琀漀 昀愀挀攀 礀漀甀爀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀Ⰰ
00:16:53:00 00:16:54:08 to give it a name.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㔀 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 䤀 猀攀攀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:16:55:17 00:16:58:20 Right, if you can't stand up and say it,਀眀攀 挀愀渀✀琀 栀攀氀瀀 礀漀甀⸀
00:16:58:22 00:16:59:22 I know.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　　㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㔀㨀㈀㄀ 䤀✀洀 猀甀爀攀 琀栀愀琀 攀瘀攀爀礀漀渀攀 栀攀爀攀 挀愀渀 挀漀渀昀椀爀洀
that AA is about confidence and sharing, okay?਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㔀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㘀 ⴀ夀攀猀⸀
-WOMAN: Yeah, very much so.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㌀ 刀椀最栀琀⸀
00:17:10:19 00:17:12:14 My name's Trevor Wareham,਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㜀 愀渀搀 戀愀猀椀挀愀氀氀礀 洀礀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀 椀猀
that the starter motor gets stuck਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㜀 攀猀瀀攀挀椀愀氀氀礀 椀渀 挀漀氀搀 眀攀愀琀栀攀爀⸀
00:17:27:21 00:17:31:03 Have you tried putting it in first gear਀愀渀搀 爀漀挀欀椀渀最 椀琀 戀愀挀欀眀愀爀搀猀 愀渀搀 昀漀爀眀愀爀搀猀㼀
00:17:31:05 00:17:34:10 -Yes, I've tried that, I've tried.਀ⴀ䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 夀漀甀✀瘀攀 琀爀椀攀搀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀⸀
00:17:34:12 00:17:36:18 Well, we'll send someone around਀愀猀 猀漀漀渀 愀猀 瀀漀猀猀椀戀氀攀⸀
00:17:36:20 00:17:38:03 Thank you.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀　 ⴀ䠀愀瘀攀 愀 搀爀椀渀欀 眀栀椀氀攀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 眀愀椀琀椀渀最⸀
-Oh, thank you.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㤀 䐀愀爀氀椀渀最Ⰰ 挀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 瀀愀猀猀 琀栀攀 洀愀爀洀愀氀愀搀攀㼀
00:17:50:10 00:17:51:13 What?਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㔀 吀栀攀 洀愀爀洀愀氀愀搀攀Ⰰ 挀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 瀀愀猀猀 椀琀㼀
00:17:54:24 00:17:58:01 You want me to arse the parlour maid?਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 一漀Ⰰ 搀攀愀爀⸀⸀⸀
00:18:00:00 00:18:03:23 There's a pot of marmalade at your elbow.਀䌀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 瀀愀猀猀 椀琀㼀
00:18:04:00 00:18:06:18 A potty marinade in my dildo?਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㜀 䠀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 爀甀渀 洀愀搀Ⰰ 眀漀洀愀渀㼀
00:18:10:00 00:18:13:08 Darling, I want you to pass the marmalade.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㜀 夀漀甀 眀愀渀琀 洀攀 琀漀 昀愀爀琀 琀栀攀 栀椀琀 瀀愀爀愀搀攀㼀
00:18:19:01 00:18:21:15 Pass the marmalade!਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㈀ 匀洀椀氀攀 愀琀 刀漀礀 䠀愀琀琀攀爀猀氀攀礀㼀
00:18:25:15 00:18:28:08 You want me to smile at Roy Hattersley?਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀　 䐀漀攀猀渀✀琀 猀漀甀渀搀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最 氀椀欀攀
''pass the marmalade.''਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀　　 刀漀礀 䠀愀琀琀攀爀猀氀攀礀 栀愀猀渀✀琀 昀漀甀渀搀 愀渀礀漀渀攀
to pass the marmalade?਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㠀 夀漀甀✀爀攀 戀愀戀戀氀椀渀最Ⰰ 眀漀洀愀渀⸀
00:18:36:10 00:18:38:24 No dear, I want you to pass the marmalade.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㠀 刀漀礀 䠀愀琀琀攀爀猀氀攀礀 眀愀渀琀猀 洀攀 琀漀 瀀愀猀猀 琀栀攀 洀愀爀洀愀氀愀搀攀㼀
00:18:42:10 00:18:43:25 No, I do, darling!਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 䔀椀搀攀爀搀漀眀渀㼀
00:18:46:06 00:18:49:00 Roy Hattersley wants me to pass him਀愀渀 攀椀搀攀爀搀漀眀渀㼀
00:18:49:02 00:18:50:23 If you'll just listen.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㈀ 䔀砀瀀攀挀琀椀渀最 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 琀漀 瀀愀猀猀 栀椀洀 攀椀搀攀爀搀漀眀渀猀
as if he were someone special.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀　 一漀 漀渀攀✀猀 攀瘀攀爀 瀀愀猀猀攀搀 洀攀 愀渀 攀椀搀攀爀搀漀眀渀⸀
00:18:57:22 00:19:00:19 I want you to pass the marmalade!਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　　㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㤀 一漀Ⰰ 䤀 眀椀氀氀 渀漀琀 最漀 琀漀 戀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 䰀攀猀 䐀攀渀渀椀猀⸀
00:19:04:20 00:19:07:20 Not at any price! You must be off your chop.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀　㨀㈀㈀ ✀✀吀栀攀 匀甀戀猀琀愀渀琀椀愀氀 吀椀搀攀✀猀 䤀渀搀攀戀琀
smell by more quoits''?਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㤀 一漀 搀攀愀爀Ⰰ ✀✀吀栀攀 䘀椀渀愀渀挀椀愀氀 吀椀洀攀猀 䤀渀搀攀砀
fell by four points.''਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㜀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㘀 伀栀⸀ 倀愀猀猀 琀栀攀 洀愀爀洀愀氀愀搀攀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 礀漀甀㼀
00:19:43:07 00:19:46:04 You want mad? I'll show you mad, hang on.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㜀 吀栀攀爀攀⸀
00:19:48:11 00:19:50:24 Jason, the Blue Peter's first cat.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㔀 䴀愀搀 愀猀 愀 渀愀椀氀 栀攀 眀愀猀⸀
00:19:53:07 00:19:56:11 BBC kept it hushed up for years਀戀甀琀 椀琀 眀愀猀 愀渀 漀瀀攀渀 猀攀挀爀攀琀⸀
00:19:56:13 00:19:58:03 Thought he was a Siamese.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀　㨀　　㨀㄀㌀ 匀愀搀Ⰰ 爀攀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 戀漀渀欀攀爀猀⸀
00:20:19:05 00:20:20:21 # Too long, Johnny਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀ ⌀ 吀漀漀 氀漀渀最Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 眀愀礀 琀漀漀 氀漀渀最
00:20:27:19 00:20:29:04 # Too long, Johnny਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㈀ ⌀ 吀漀漀 氀漀渀最Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 眀愀礀 琀漀漀 氀漀渀最
00:20:36:07 00:20:37:24 # Make it shorter, Johnny਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㄀㨀　㘀 ⌀ 䤀琀✀猀 戀攀攀渀 琀漀漀 氀漀渀最 昀漀爀 眀愀礀 琀漀漀 氀漀渀最
00:20:44:23 00:20:47:04 # That's a perfect length now, Johnny਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀　 ⌀ 䤀琀 樀甀猀琀 洀愀礀 戀攀 愀 戀椀琀 琀漀漀 眀椀搀攀
00:20:53:14 00:20:55:17 # Don't make it any shorter, Johnny਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㈀ ⌀ 䤀琀 樀甀猀琀 洀愀礀 戀攀 愀 戀椀琀 琀漀漀 眀椀搀攀
00:21:02:04 00:21:04:04 # Take a little off the width, Johnny਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㐀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㜀㨀　　 ⌀ 䄀渀搀 眀攀 最漀琀 漀甀爀猀攀氀瘀攀猀 愀 瀀攀爀昀攀挀琀 猀椀稀攀
00:21:11:05 00:21:13:07 # Oh, now that's too much, Johnny਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㐀 ⌀ 䜀漀渀攀 愀渀搀 洀愀搀攀 椀琀 愀氀氀 琀漀漀 琀栀椀渀
00:21:19:22 00:21:21:21 # The length is perfect, Johnny਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㐀 ⌀ 夀漀甀 樀甀猀琀 眀攀渀琀 愀渀搀 洀愀搀攀 椀琀 愀氀氀 琀漀漀 琀栀椀渀
00:21:28:14 00:21:30:24 # Looks like I'll have to throw it away, Johnny਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀　 ⌀ 匀琀愀爀琀 愀氀氀 漀瘀攀爀 愀最愀椀渀 ⌀
00:21:37:08 00:21:38:19 (HUMMING)਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㄀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㈀ 䠀攀氀氀漀⸀
00:22:02:19 00:22:04:21 I'm Gelliant Gutfright,਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㐀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㈀ 礀漀甀爀 栀漀猀琀 漀渀 吀栀攀 匀攀瘀攀渀琀栀 䐀椀洀攀渀猀椀漀渀⸀
00:22:08:12 00:22:13:09 Tonight's story is called਀✀✀吀栀攀 刀攀搀 䠀愀琀 漀昀 倀愀琀昀攀爀爀椀挀欀✀✀⸀
00:22:14:03 00:22:15:19 But I must add a warning.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 吀栀攀 䈀䈀䌀 搀漀 渀漀琀 愀搀瘀椀挀攀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 眀愀琀挀栀
the unfolding of this dark tale਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㠀 椀昀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀Ⰰ 椀渀 愀渀礀 眀愀礀Ⰰ 漀昀 愀渀 攀爀漀琀椀挀 搀椀猀瀀漀猀椀琀椀漀渀⸀
00:22:27:22 00:22:29:07 Office life.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀　㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㌀ 䤀琀 猀攀攀洀猀 猀漀 漀爀搀椀渀愀爀礀Ⰰ 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀 匀漀 洀甀渀搀愀渀攀⸀
00:22:34:14 00:22:38:11 What is the worst that could happen਀椀渀 愀渀 漀爀搀椀渀愀爀礀 瀀甀戀氀椀猀栀攀爀✀猀 漀昀昀椀挀攀㼀
00:22:38:13 00:22:42:09 Suzy loses the Tipp-Ex,਀䰀甀挀礀 昀漀爀最攀琀猀 琀漀 昀愀砀 琀栀愀琀 挀漀渀琀爀愀挀琀 琀漀 匀琀甀琀琀最愀爀琀Ⰰ
00:22:42:11 00:22:45:15 the wrong package is DHLed to San Francisco.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㘀㨀㈀　 一漀琀栀椀渀最 猀椀渀椀猀琀攀爀⸀⸀⸀
00:22:48:01 00:22:51:10 in an ordinary publisher's office, is there?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㔀 䤀猀 琀栀攀爀攀㼀
00:22:55:15 00:22:57:01 Or is there?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㜀 䨀漀渀愀琀栀愀渀 䠀愀搀攀礀⸀ 䄀 渀椀挀攀 最甀礀⸀
00:23:02:22 00:23:04:24 One of the world's good scouts.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㘀 䜀漀瘀攀爀渀漀爀 漀昀 栀椀猀 氀漀挀愀氀 瀀爀椀洀愀爀礀 猀挀栀漀漀氀Ⰰ 刀漀琀愀爀椀愀渀Ⰰ
00:23:07:18 00:23:11:19 Chief High Coven Priest of਀琀栀攀 䄀洀攀爀猀栀愀洀 愀渀搀 䐀椀猀琀爀椀挀琀✀猀 匀愀琀愀渀椀挀 䄀戀甀猀攀 䌀氀甀戀⸀
00:23:11:21 00:23:14:20 An ordinary, decent British citizen.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㠀 䔀瘀攀爀礀 搀愀礀 椀猀 洀甀挀栀 氀椀欀攀 琀栀攀 搀愀礀 戀攀昀漀爀攀
for publisher, Jonathan Hadey.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㜀 䔀砀挀攀瀀琀 昀漀爀 琀漀搀愀礀⸀
00:23:24:11 00:23:28:02 Except for April, the 29th of August.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㘀 伀栀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:23:30:14 00:23:32:06 Except for today.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㜀 ⠀倀䠀伀一䔀 刀䤀一䜀䤀一䜀⤀
00:23:33:19 00:23:37:02 GUTFRIGHT: Louise is out of the office,਀昀氀椀爀琀椀渀最 眀椀琀栀 吀攀搀 昀爀漀洀 洀愀爀欀攀琀椀渀最
00:23:37:04 00:23:39:18 while she makes਀䨀漀渀愀琀栀愀渀✀猀 洀椀搀ⴀ洀漀爀渀椀渀最 挀甀瀀 漀昀 挀漀昀昀攀攀⸀
00:23:39:20 00:23:42:10 He might as well answer the telephone himself,਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀　 昀漀爀 漀渀挀攀⸀
00:23:45:19 00:23:49:20 -Hello?਀ⴀ䴀䄀一㨀 䤀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 猀瀀攀愀欀 琀漀 䨀漀渀愀琀栀愀渀 䠀愀搀攀礀⸀
00:23:49:22 00:23:51:00 Hadey, here.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㄀ 夀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀 琀栀攀 刀攀搀 䠀愀琀 漀昀 倀愀琀昀攀爀爀椀挀欀⸀
00:23:55:16 00:23:59:05 -The what?਀ⴀ䐀漀渀✀琀 瀀氀愀礀 最愀洀攀猀Ⰰ 䴀爀 䠀愀搀攀礀⸀
00:23:59:13 00:24:04:05 You have just seven hours਀琀漀 爀攀琀甀爀渀 椀琀 琀漀 椀琀猀 爀椀最栀琀昀甀氀 漀眀渀攀爀猀⸀
00:24:04:22 00:24:06:16 Shall I put you through to marketing?਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㄀ ⠀䐀䤀䄀䰀 吀伀一䔀 䈀唀娀娀䤀一䜀⤀
00:24:12:22 00:24:17:06 Sorry I took my time, Mr Hadey,਀戀甀琀 吀攀搀 昀爀漀洀 洀愀爀欀攀琀椀渀最 眀愀猀 氀椀挀欀椀渀最 洀礀 戀爀攀愀猀琀猀⸀
00:24:17:12 00:24:20:20 -Who was that?਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 愀 眀爀漀渀最 渀甀洀戀攀爀 瀀爀漀戀愀戀氀礀⸀
00:24:21:05 00:24:24:20 Except they asked for me. Something about a hat.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ䄀 栀愀琀㼀
-Yes, the hat from Portmerrick or something.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀　㨀㈀㌀ 一漀琀 倀愀琀昀攀爀爀椀挀欀㼀
00:24:31:00 00:24:32:25 Yes! That's it. The hat of Patferrick.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㐀 ⴀ䐀椀搀 琀栀攀礀 猀愀礀 眀栀愀琀 挀漀氀漀甀爀㼀
-The red hat, I think they said.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㄀ 伀栀Ⰰ 渀漀℀ 一漀琀 爀攀搀℀ 倀氀攀愀猀攀 䜀漀搀Ⰰ 渀漀琀 爀攀搀⸀
No, no, no, no!਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㐀 ⠀䰀伀唀䤀匀䔀 匀䌀刀䔀䄀䴀䤀一䜀⤀
00:24:46:07 00:24:48:00 Oh, my God, Louise!਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀　㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㄀ ⠀倀䠀伀一䔀 刀䤀一䜀䤀一䜀⤀
00:24:53:16 00:24:54:17 Hadey speaking.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㤀 ⠀䴀唀䴀䈀䰀䤀一䜀 伀一 倀䠀伀一䔀⤀
00:24:55:21 00:24:56:21 Police?਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㔀 ⠀䴀唀䴀䈀䰀䤀一䜀 伀一 倀䠀伀一䔀⤀
00:24:58:02 00:25:00:03 Yes, Caroline Hadey is my wife.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　　㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㄀㨀　㜀 ⠀䴀唀䴀䈀䰀䤀一䜀 伀一 倀䠀伀一䔀⤀
00:25:01:16 00:25:03:02 What kind of accident?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㌀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㐀㨀　㘀 ⠀䴀唀䴀䈀䰀䤀一䜀 伀一 倀䠀伀一䔀⤀
00:25:04:23 00:25:07:07 Oh, my God! Squashed?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㜀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㄀ 䤀渀 琀栀攀 渀愀洀攀 漀昀 栀攀愀瘀攀渀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 戀礀㼀
00:25:09:13 00:25:10:21 (MUMBLING ON PHONE)਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㐀 䄀 栀愀琀㼀 圀栀愀琀 欀椀渀搀 漀昀 栀愀琀㼀
00:25:13:16 00:25:15:01 (MUMBLING ON PHONE)਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㜀 䄀 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 洀愀爀漀漀渀攀礀Ⰰ 猀漀爀琀 漀昀 戀甀爀最甀渀搀礀ⴀ椀猀栀 挀爀椀洀猀漀渀⸀
00:25:19:09 00:25:22:09 Damn it, man, you mean red. If it's red, say so.਀䄀 爀攀搀 栀愀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:25:22:11 00:25:24:05 (MUMBLING ON PHONE)਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㘀 䘀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 搀甀猀琀 漀渀 琀栀攀 戀爀椀洀Ⰰ
00:25:26:08 00:25:29:10 it could only come from one place, you say?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀　㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 䤀渀猀瀀攀挀琀漀爀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀 欀渀漀眀 愀氀爀攀愀搀礀⸀
00:25:33:00 00:25:34:16 FRY: It's Sergeant, actually.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㐀 倀愀琀昀攀爀爀椀挀欀⸀
00:25:36:11 00:25:39:07 The Red Hat of Patferrick.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㔀 圀愀欀攀 甀瀀Ⰰ 䴀爀 䠀愀搀攀礀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 礀漀甀爀 挀漀昀昀攀攀⸀
00:25:47:17 00:25:51:24 What! The hat... The pat...਀吀栀攀 爀攀搀昀攀爀爀椀挀欀 漀昀 栀愀琀 瀀愀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:25:53:13 00:25:56:21 Dreaming again, Mr Hadey? I don't know.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 䠀愀℀ 䈀甀琀 椀琀 眀愀猀 愀氀氀 猀漀Ⰰ 猀漀 爀攀愀氀⸀
00:26:00:05 00:26:03:06 Oh, what's the matter with me?਀䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀 渀攀攀搀 愀 栀漀氀椀搀愀礀⸀
00:26:03:08 00:26:05:22 Oh! There's a man on his way up to see you.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㌀ 匀愀椀搀 栀攀✀猀 戀爀椀渀最椀渀最
the red hat of somewhere or other.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㤀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㔀 一漀℀ 䤀琀 挀愀渀✀琀 戀攀℀ 䤀琀✀猀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀椀渀最 樀甀猀琀 愀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:26:13:17 00:26:18:04 -The red hat of where? Speak, girl.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 倀愀琀ⴀ猀漀洀攀眀栀攀爀攀 漀爀 漀琀栀攀爀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 栀攀 猀愀椀搀⸀
00:26:18:06 00:26:19:24 No, no, no, no!਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀　㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㜀 吀栀攀 刀攀搀 䠀愀琀 漀昀 倀愀琀昀攀爀爀椀挀欀℀ 䠀攀爀攀 椀渀 䄀洀攀爀猀栀愀洀⸀
00:26:23:09 00:26:24:12 No!਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㈀ ⠀䰀伀唀䤀匀䔀 匀䌀刀䔀䄀䴀䤀一䜀⤀
00:26:27:14 00:26:29:15 Something wrong, my dear?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㠀 䴀爀 䠀愀搀攀礀Ⰰ 栀攀 樀甀猀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:26:31:18 00:26:34:05 Twenty-three floors up and he just...਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㜀 伀栀℀
00:26:35:19 00:26:36:21 God!਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㠀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀愀琀 挀愀猀攀Ⰰ 䤀 栀愀搀 戀攀琀琀攀爀 琀愀欀攀
the Red Hat of Patferrick elsewhere, hadn't I?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㌀ 吀栀攀 爀攀搀 栀愀琀㼀
That's why Mr Hadey jumped. What is it?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㤀 伀栀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀 琀栀攀 洀愀渀甀猀挀爀椀瀀琀 漀昀 愀 猀琀漀爀礀Ⰰ 洀礀 搀攀愀爀⸀
00:26:51:13 00:26:53:23 A wholly improbable tale.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 䤀琀 挀漀渀挀攀爀渀猀 愀 礀漀甀渀最 瀀甀戀氀椀猀栀攀爀
who has a dream about a hat,਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　　㨀　㜀 愀渀搀 眀栀攀渀 栀攀 愀眀愀欀攀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:27:00:17 00:27:03:13 But it is nothing but fancy.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㌀ 䌀漀甀氀搀 渀攀瘀攀爀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀Ⰰ 挀漀甀氀搀 椀琀㼀
00:27:06:18 00:27:08:00 Could it?਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㤀㨀㈀㈀ 伀爀 挀漀甀氀搀 椀琀㼀
00:27:10:13 00:27:12:08 Perhaps, it could.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㜀 伀爀 挀漀甀氀搀 椀琀㼀
00:27:14:22 00:27:16:06 Good night.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀 昀漀爀 琀栀椀猀 眀攀攀欀⸀
00:27:19:14 00:27:22:20 That's right. Hard to believe਀琀栀愀琀 ㌀　 洀椀渀甀琀攀猀 栀愀猀 樀甀猀琀 昀氀漀眀渀 戀礀⸀⸀⸀
00:27:22:22 00:27:25:00 Oh, do shut your neck.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㜀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㐀 匀漀Ⰰ 甀渀氀攀猀猀 眀攀 最爀愀稀攀 猀栀漀甀氀搀攀爀猀
in the saloon lounge of real life,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㐀 ⴀ椀琀✀猀 愀 最漀漀搀 渀椀最栀琀 昀爀漀洀 洀攀⸀
-And it's good night from me.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㠀 ⴀ䄀渀搀 椀琀✀猀 最漀漀搀 渀椀最栀琀 昀爀漀洀 洀攀⸀
-And it's good night from me.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㌀ 圀攀✀爀攀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 氀攀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀
with tonight's cocktail recipe.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀　 䤀琀✀猀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 ✀✀䄀 洀甀最 漀昀 䠀漀爀氀椀挀欀猀⸀✀✀
00:27:45:12 00:27:48:08 For this, you'll need Horlicks, a camping stove,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀　 猀漀洀攀 洀椀氀欀Ⰰ 愀 琀攀愀猀瀀漀漀渀 愀渀搀 愀 洀甀最⸀
00:27:51:20 00:27:53:14 Ha! Will I do?਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㠀 一漀Ⰰ 䠀甀最栀Ⰰ 䤀 洀攀愀渀琀 洀甀最
in the sense of drinking vessel.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　　㨀㄀㈀ 圀攀✀氀氀 愀氀猀漀 渀攀攀搀 愀渀 椀搀椀漀琀
to hit on the head with your teaspoon.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　　㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㘀 ⴀ䠀愀℀ 圀椀氀氀 䤀 搀漀㼀
-Admirably.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㌀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㐀 倀氀攀愀猀攀Ⰰ 䴀爀 䴀甀猀椀挀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 礀漀甀 瀀氀愀礀⸀
00:28:08:09 00:28:10:11 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㠀 ⠀䤀䴀䤀吀䄀吀䤀一䜀 吀刀唀䴀倀䔀吀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀⤀
00:28:57:13 00:28:59:24 -Soupy twist.਀ⴀ匀漀甀瀀礀 琀眀椀猀琀⸀